[Necromunda] Bad Heir Day (Shift 260207, M42)
History, they say, is written by the winners. As such, the only member of Bad Heir Day available for comment on this occasion was Buttons the Phelynx, found lurking in an outlet pipe south of Legal Acquisition, with blood on his paws and rage in his heart. Deployment of servo-gauntlets and an automated middle-distance treat dispenser allowed your faithful newshound to extract the wayward cat-lizard-mutie-thing and return him to his rightful owners. This is not a game I am particularly inclined to fictionalise. My play was poor, and my conduct unacceptable - the tilt monster came out to roar again - and reflecting on the realities and how they came to pass is more important than making up stories. Smash & Grab as a scenario can go against the defender from the start: it has a big, swingy random crew roll that left me with five bodies against the Genestealers' eight. I don't blame the dice - that d6+3 is what it is - but I absolutely made a bad situation wor...
